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SCIENCE!!! – Geometry Wars 2: Evolved
Our thanks to DJ Incompetent for putting this AMAZING strategy guide together! Make sure to show him some love in the comment section if you’ve benefited from this series! We wrap up this hardcover...
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SCIENCE!!! – Geometry Wars 2: Sequence
Oh goodie. They turned the arena STG into a session of linear Jeopardy. I’ll take Tap Dodging for $500, Alex. Maybe it could have been an enhanced game if they let the player pick a stage from the...
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SCIENCE!!! – Geometry Wars 2: Deadline
SimpleNate, out of the goodness of his heart, bought me an unexplained Jack Bauer action figure. It was one of them McFarlane jobs. It looks pretty. It comes with crates which we decided had to be...
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SCIENCE!!! – Geometry Wars 2: Waves
Shall the er-uh-“Strategy Manifesto” continue? Yes. I think it can. Let us get into the Bloom portion of the game. The part where you either see through it, you don’t, or you discover the contrast and...
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SCIENCE!!! – Geometry Wars 2: King
Are you tired of the mothafuckin’ snakes on the mothafuckin’ screen? The Pythagorean Theorem got you down? Do you want to stab the guy who invented Bloom Effect directly in the eye? Come over here for...
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SCIENCE!!! – Geometry Wars 2: Pacifism
Let’s kill some shapes. Let’s kill them together. We be playin’ Geo Wars 2 Retro Evolved for the Three-Six. This-here writing is supposed to be some kinda strategy guide for the game, because Robot...
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